The Scum: Putting the GREAT in Great BRITAIN
Rebekah Wade wants to put the BIG into BIG BROTHER… but she needs YOUR help.
The linked story above gives The Sun’s helpful hints to obey and serve Furher Blair’s new totalitarianism. Unfortunatly, some sly Sun hack edited down the original article. Here is the (un)original version:
1. Teachers, cops and doctors are battling to do tough jobs against a growing tide of cynicism and abuse.
RESPECT these vital authority figures so they can work effectively. Do not ask questions. WHERE ARE YOUR PAPERS, CITIZEN?
2. Britain is a great country with a history that is the envy of the world.
Have the guts to display PATRIOTISM about living here and speak up in public about our nation’s remarkable qualities. Celebrate our history. Our Empire. Our mandate of Palestine and Messopotania…
3. Yobs routinely spread fear among vulnerable pensioners and young kids.
Yet millions of us turn a blind eye to their thuggery.
Together, we must CONFRONT teenage hoodies if we see them taunting, abusing or spitting at passers-by.
Every troublemaking lout is somebody’s child.
So KEEP TABS on your own kids and make sure you know what they are up to.
Your vigilance will safeguard their welfare as well as strengthening your community.
And, if they misbehave, slap an ASBO on them. And electronic tagging never hurt anyone.
4. Britain is a nation at war — we can no longer worry about being labelled a “grass”.
Don’t hesitate to REPORT suspicious activity or anti-social behaviour.
Call your local police or phone the anti-terror hotline on 0800 789 321 if you have important information or suspicions.
Remember, a tip-off from a member of the public led Spanish police to the Madrid bombers.
We are watching you, citizen. We have cameras everywhere.
5. Ranting clerics are free to spit hatred thanks to the Human Rights Act, which prevents their deportation.
WRITE to your MP demanding that this crazy law is repealed.
Do not resist arrest when you critizise Furher Blair and Furher Murdoch.
6. Many of us no longer know the names of our neighbours, even though we have sometimes lived side by side for years.
Take the trouble to CHAT to those who live close by to revive close-knit communities of the past.
It may also save you from being burgled next week.
Even though your neighbour won’t be as stupid to burgle their neighbour.
7. New York police commissioner Bill Bratton helped to reform the city by highlighting basic crime prevention measures including the “broken window” theory.
This showed that a chain of crimes could be prevented just by repairing a smashed window, foiling an obvious opportunity for a crook who could then be tempted into escalating villainy.
By the same token, we must TACKLE anti-social behaviour such as littering or vandalising.
More ASBOs!
8. Security and police services face a huge challenge in overcoming the alarming new terrorist threat.
Help cops by ensuring you CO-OPERATE fully if you are ever stopped and searched.
Avoid triggering needless security alerts by leaving bags unattended.
Don’t worry about the racist nature of stop & search. If you’re black, tough shit, you’re fair game.
9. Communication while travelling on public transport has almost broken down, fuelled recently by an atmosphere of mutual suspicion.
Don’t be afraid to challenge the climate of fear by making CONVERSATION.
But, if they look either Arabic, Pakistani, or Brazilian, then report them to the police STRAIGHT AWAY. Or, pump them full of lead if you’re on the tube.
Open doors and give up your seat for mums-to-be or the elderly.
Yer tight bastards.
10. Soaring levels of apathy have made voting and neighbourhood initiatives unfashionable.
Don’t be afraid to PARTICIPATE in them — or even launch them.
And report on anyone who’s even shifty looking.